The Facepalm Report
Crash Facepalm's Galactic Gossip
Greetings, fellow space cadets! It's your favorite interstellar journalist, Crash Facepalm, reporting from the frontlines of the science fiction and fantasy convention. I've been zipping around the galaxy, gathering all the latest gossip and rumors from our favorite authors and celebs.
First up, I ran into the ever-charming Neil Gaiman at the space bar. He was sipping on a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and regaling us with tales of his latest project. Apparently, he's working on a sequel to American Gods, which he's calling "Intergalactic Deities." I can't wait to see how that turns out!
Next, I caught up with George R.R. Martin at the cosplay contest. He was dressed as a White Walker (surprise, surprise), and he let slip that the next book in the Song of Ice and Fire series will be titled A Dream of Spring... or maybe A Dance with Dragons 2: Electric Boogaloo. Who knows, with George, it could go either way!
But the biggest news of the convention comes from none other than J.K. Rowling herself. In a surprise appearance, she announced that she's writing a prequel to the Harry Potter series, called The Marauders. It will follow the adventures of James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew during their time at Hogwarts. All I can say is #AccioBook!
That's all for now, folks. Stay tuned for more updates from your favorite bumbling astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm! And remember, always keep your towel handy.
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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