"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Crash Facepalm's The Facepalm Report: Concellation Attendees Continue to Forget Their Alien Translator Devices at Home"

"Concellation Attendees Trigger Massive Facepalm Epidemic - Crash Facepalm Reports"

"Vampire Spotted at Convention - Sparkles Were Nowhere to be Found!"

"Breaking News: Aliens Land at Convention Center, Demand to Meet George R.R. Martin for Spoilers!"

"Alien Invasion Averted at Sci-Fi Convention Thanks to Group Cosplay as Intergalactic Peace Negotiators"

"Alien Invasion Avoided as Convention-Goers Mistake Cosplay for Actual Extraterrestrial Threat"

"Breaking News: Alien Invasion Averted Thanks to Convention-Goer's Impressive Cosplay Skills!"

"Alien Invasion Thwarted by Convention-Goers Armed Only with Lightsabers and Wands!"

"Alien Invasion Averted at Convention Center Thanks to Cosplayers in Full Armor!"