"Crash Facepalm Reporting: Concellation Attendees Reach Peak Awkwardness Levels - We Can't Look Away!"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Alternate Dimensions: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Concellation Attendees Caught in Time Loop of Embarrassing Moments, Crash Facepalms All Around!"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: An Exclusive Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Alternate Universes: A Report By Crash Facepalm"

"Concellation attendees left facepalming after discovering their favorite panel was scheduled at the same time as the cosplay contest, says Crash Facepalm"

"Crash Facepalm's Latest Report: Concellation Attendees Prove They're From Earth After All"

"Concellation Attendees Beware: Intergalactic Embarrassment on the Rise, Crash Facepalm Reports"