"Alien Invasion Averted Thanks to Common Cold!"

"Local Man's Face Stuck in Permanent Facepalm Position After Watching Sci-Fi Movie Plot Twist"

"Alien Invasion Averted Thanks to Earth's Inability to Agree on a Plan"

"The Daily Facepalm: Because Sometimes the Universe Just Needs a Good Facepalm"

"Alien Invasion Averted Thanks to Common Cold - Humanity Saved by Runny Noses!"

"Alien Invasion Averted Thanks to Common Cold: Humanity Saved by Runny Noses!"

"Alien Invasion Cancelled Due to Traffic Jam on the Intergalactic Highway!"

"Local Woman's Face Gets Stuck in Permanent Palm Position"

"Local Woman Discovers She's Been Pronouncing 'GIF' Wrong Her Entire Life"

"Alien Invasion Postponed Due to Intergalactic Traffic Jam: Humanity Breaths Sigh of Relief, Aliens Facepalm"