"Alien Invasion on Hold: Intergalactic Traffic Jam Causes Delays!"

"Alien Invasion Averted Due to Miscommunication Error: Humans Offered Them Avocado Toast Instead of Surrendering"

"Area Woman Discovers She's Been Using 'Sith Lord' as Password for Years"

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"The Daily Facepalm: Your Daily Dose of Disbelief in Humanity"

"Alien Invasion Postponed: They Got Lost in Space!"

"Alien Invasion Cancelled Due to Intergalactic Traffic Jam" - The Daily Facepalm

"Alien Invasion Averted by Human's Unintentional Self-Sabotage: Intergalactic Community Breathes Sigh of Relief"