Fine, hand-crafted opinions from artisinal opiners in their home offices on Beta Antares IV.

Lay an opinion on me in the comments!

Except, I suppose, in the reverse - I have a psychic prediction that I'm going to lose!

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Orbit insists on micromanaging the distribution of wet food. Cats are jerks.

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Everyone loves the sound of cat claws on metal, right?

The problem, really, is deciding where to go in the first place.

I tried to come up with a witty addition, but really, the cat's on point.

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That said, success will bring honor to you and your house!

An example of such a force is the sound of a can of wet food being opened. 

I have no idea why Crash Facepalm doesn't speak Cat, but at least that gives me some job security!

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