I'd say it's my secret superpower, but it's not so much of a secret. What's your secret (or not-so-secret superpower?
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Brought to you by our pins, coins, lanyards, patches and stickers! https://www.concellation.com/store is your gift-giving solution! (This is why I got a B- in my marketing class)
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Get Orbit on your bod! https://crash.concellation.com has all the Crash Facepalm and Orbit designs. Hanukkah Harry says they make awesome gifts (and bonus, they fund our WorldCon presence and much lucre to good causes - we're looking to make our Q4 donation to an animal cause!)
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Sing it if you know it!
PS: https://shirts.concellation.com has everything you need for this holiday season.
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Conventions are coming back, and you really should be seen in a Concellation shirt! https://shirts.concellation.com has you covered. Plus, get some for gifts and you'll be set, early!
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Come on, fess up - what's your secret identity?
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Get Orbit on your bod! https://crash.concellation.com has all kinds of hoopy merch!
And there are new Orbit stickers, pins and patches at https://www.concellation.com/store - Hanukkah Harry says shop early for your gift-giving needs!
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If the cool kids won't let you into their club, start your own. They're probably not as cool as they think, anyway - and regardless, your club will be better and they'll be asking to join, soon.
Orbit started the "Wet Food Club." I'm not sure Orbit gets the concept. https://orbit.concellation.com
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I'm open this weekend, though... but now I'm curious - comment and tell me about your worst date, ever.
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Truefax: If you have an Orbit shirt, you're safe. Mostly.
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