I have no idea why Crash Facepalm doesn't speak Cat, but at least that gives me some job security!

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I think I've stumbled on to a fantastic business opportunity! Who wants a remote backrub?

Okay, failing that, how about some pins, patches or a nice Concellation lanyard? https://www.concellation.com/store has you covered!

Orbit will sit by the airlock for hours until you open it, and will then decide not to go out after all.

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As long as I don't get thrown under the space bus, I should be a-ok.

Even cats can have ethics.

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Honestly, it's usually Princess Anne who's doing the rescuing.

It's awesome! I won this contest, and I never win anything!

Would you like to win something? Comment on this post and tell everyone your favorite place (real or fictional) to vacation, and at the end of the day tomorrow (Friday the 8th October) I'll pick one random winner to get a Concellation prize pack (a lanyard, a couple of pins and some stickers). Yes, bribery to overcome the Farcebeek algorithm!

Only the abyss was amused.

Unless the airlock is broken, in which case just drop 'em off at the closest automated dilithium cracking station.

Please confirm - post the date in the comments. I don't think I should have eaten that mushroom stew last night...

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