"Breaking News: Man Discovers He's Been Using Hand Sanitizer as Shampoo for the Past Month"

"Alien Invasion Averted: Turns Out They Just Wanted To Borrow Our Netflix Password!"

"Aliens Disappointed to Discover Humans Have Not Yet Mastered Basic Hygiene"

"The Daily Facepalm: Because Sometimes You Just Can't Even"

"Alien Invasion Averted, Earth Destroyed Instead"

"Breaking News: World's Supply of Facepalms Running Dangerously Low!"

"Alien Invasion Averted by Man Forgetting to Set Alarm Clock"

"Aliens land on Earth, immediately regret their decision after witnessing human stupidity - The Daily Facepalm"

"Alien Invasion? Nope, Just Another Monday Morning on Earth!"

"Alien Invasion Postponed Due to Intergalactic Traffic Jam"