Crash Facepalm is always good for some words of affirmation!

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Even donuts break down now and again. It's all good!

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I haven't been back to Earth in ages. There's a reason!

Comment with the title of your favorite poem. Bonus points if it's Vogon or Klingon.

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Orbit says one should not be concerned with dogs at all. Ever.

If you buy into the many-worlds theory, this makes perfect sense. It had to happen!

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On the other hand, perhaps I'm just well-trained?

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Are you listening, SpaceX?! Cold pizza works, but don't mistake it for the wrong button!

Right now, they're telling me to stay calm until the coffee arrives. What do your voices tell you?

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