And if you're feeling ethical, remember that there's always a non-zero chance they'll be picked up by a passing Vogon constructor fleet.

Of course, you can make things better by getting a Concellation shirt or mug at https://shirts.concellation.com, but let's be honest, a donut would work better. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Nobody's buying it - Orbit is always noisy.

What's your favorite flavor of Jell-O?

Looks like this won't age well in a year, with the US on track to stop the insane time changes, right? Now we get people arguing over whether to stick to standard time or daylight time. Me? I'm kinda thinking "Island Time" works (otherwise known as, "sure, whenever...").

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Tiara Tuesday? Taco Tuesday? What's your Tuesday looking like?

The best part, though, is that I listen! Comment below with what YOU want for the new year. The Divine Facepalm is here for you!